Ollie’s Bad at Catch (with Video Evidence)

Ollie’s bad at catch and that’s a fact we must all accept.

I know, it’s difficult to give up on our dreams for Ollie’s future, but we need to face reality: He’s never going to play All-American Frisbee. Those are our hopes for Ollie’s future, but they’re not his.

He’s great at many other things; for instance, inspecting garbage — he is truly the best at sniffing out terrible, rotten, sun-heated, curbside filth around the neighborhood.

Ollie reaches nirvana.

And he does a fantastic job of eating his Milk-Bones.

“Mmm, a bulk purchase of Milk-Bones”

So, that’s something! Right?

Look, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you need to give up on the idea of Ollie becoming a ballboy during the US Open. Please watch these videos to gain some perspective on this lovely Bernese Mountain Dog’s inability.

Attempt #1:

Perhaps you’re saying to yourself, “Hm, maybe his just having an ‘off’ day. Let’s see something else.”

By all means, watch Attempt #2:

Maybe you’re saying to yourself, “Ollie, do you have vision issues? What’s up, little guy?! C’mon, you can do it!”

No, he can’t do it. Just watch Attempt #3:

There. Case closed.