Bitter Beer Face?
Bitter beer face?
We Offer Chimp Sitting
We offer chimp sitting:
Don’t Miss The Drool Bubble
Lincoln’s pitiful begging face distracts from the frothy spittle bubble escaping his jowls.
Ho-Hum…
“I have everything I could ever want AND need; and yet, I have the deep desire to want even more.”
“I’m A Strong Boy.”
Lincoln tries to hold back a flood of tears when you tell him it’s time for you to leave.
Lincoln: Guilt Trip Expert
Lincoln is exceptionally gifted at laying down an expert guilt trip. Here he is, working his sad eyes routine on Busy Paws, LLC’s newest addition,... Read More
Ethereal Lincoln
The angels sing. Lincoln descends from the heavens and bathes you in his warm, ethereal light. He is now ready to accept your adoration.