The Art of Napping on The Job

Rudy-Roo excels in his role as Pixel Lunch, LLC’s Director of Public Relations; however his stellar job performance would simply not be possible without his full-time commitment to catching vital Zs while on the clock — whenever, wherever and however possible.

The always-professional Rudy boasts an unparalleled devotion to and encyclopedic knowledge of naps, catnaps, snoozes, a bit of shuteye, siestas, nods, dozes and forty winks. But how does he get away with tending to his beauty rest while at work? Luckily, Rudy has agreed to share his napping-on-the-job expertise with us.

First thing’s first: if possible, rudy says, “Splay out! Face-up, belly-down, anything goes. The only thing that matters is your comfort. And definitely do not be afraid of showing off your unsightly nude body — those fatty lumps on your undercarriage were well-earned, after all!”

Rudy’s unsightly nudity, complete with fatty lumps along his sternum.

WHAT?! How could he possibly believe splayed-out nudity is an office norm?! Perhaps being doted on by his mother all day, every day has caused Rudy to fall a bit out of touch with a normal working environment. His office code of conduct sounds very European so far, but let’s see what else he recommends.

“Second — and this one really only applies to cuties like me who have moms for bosses — try to look as pathetically sleepy as possible while napping in the middle of the day. The best way to do that is to always collapse into a crumpled form upon a fluffy bed. By the way, that act should always be accompanied by a super audible, “Hummpphhhh!” Also, an exasperated sigh afterward — especially if it last longer than at least 3 seconds — is an excellent way to draw attention to yourself and possibly get a treat of some sort from your boss.”

Whatever, Rudy. We know you’re playing us for fools.

You may be saying aloud, “C’mon Rudy, don’t you have any advice to offer those of us who do not work for our mothers?” Of course he does! He leaves us with one final tip with universal applications. According to Rudy, “Snoozing on the job is most successful when it’s done with your eyes open.”

Well, there you have it! That is certainly some information we could all u…Who am I kidding?! This was all just a ruse to get us to look at Rudy-Roo’s cuteness.