Alastair Is Innocent

I cannot even believe that you would accuse Alastair of destroying a chair cushion. Does he look like the sort of fellow who would use his pearly whites to rip apart padding? OK, yes. Actually, now that you mention it, he looks as though he’s made specifically to tear apart fabric and bite into foam. I will admit that I was briefly charmed by his wisps and believed his outright lies, but I now see that I was very wrong. 

Guilty of naughty crimes against the living room furniture.