An Intriguing Proposition

Ollie was propositioned on his walk today. This is the second time such a thing has happened during our time together. Much like the first time, today’s proposition occurred as we were walking back to his place: A man pulled up next to us in his truck; he complimented Ollie’s good looks, then asked if we would be interested in breeding his handsome features with his MALE dog. Oh, man! Ollie was totally embarrassed the man thought he was a lady dog. Couldn’t the uterus-scouting stranger see what a big boy dog Ollie is?! I broke the news to the stranger: Ollie is much too manly to carry a litter. The stranger complimented Ollie’s beauty once more (duh!), then drove off (presumably to proposition some other unsuspecting Berner in the city).