Happy Birthday, Ollie!

Ollie is five-years-old today! He’s a big bear of a dog who loves to sniff garbage and prefers to lap from the porcelain bowl in the bathroom. With such absolutely disgusting vices, you’d expect this creature to have zero friends; however — shockingly — that is completely untrue! Those who love him happily invite his hot, gross breath in our faces and cherish his garbage-laced drool. We love you Ollie Bear– here’s to many, many more years! ?