Meet Newtie, Administrative Assistant

He flutters around the office in the world’s most perfect body, stopping periodically to eat, nap or overhear whispers of the latest gossip. He is a klutz of the highest order who misjudges the distance between furniture regularly, faceplants on the stairs often and is absolutely terrible at his job as an Administrative Assistant. But, let’s face it, he’s really just employed as eye candy anyway.