Camera Shy
NEWTIE is chronically camera shy.
Senior Tips & Tricks
When you’re 12, but there ain’t nothin’ elderly about your sense of smell and you get a whiff of steak, so you try to look... Read More
Day Job, Night Job
Newt, doing what he does best.
Sleepy-Bye
Marlon is magical when he’s sleepy. Except for all his farts. There’s nothing magical about those babies.
Those Teefs!
Those teefs, Marlon!
Happy Birthday, Marlon
This lovable bozo is 12-years-old today. We met on his first birthday, when I picked him up from a Colonel Potter Cairn Rescue Network member,... Read More
Proper
Two very proper boys, doing proper things, properly.
Tuckered Out
Marlon’s tuckered out.
Newtie Booty
Newtie Booty’s booty shake.
Missed Connection
Dear angel on earth, I spotted you while riding shotgun in my servant’s car. You were happily frolicking outside the car window. Now that I... Read More