Poison Control
Marlon is very dedicated to sampling meals to make sure they are non-toxic and tasty. Since I met him 11 years ago, I have never... Read More
Grooming Cost
When you had a stressful morning on the groomer’s table, involving — what you call — “close calls” with scissors and you want your dumb... Read More
Let’s Roll!
“Yes, I am quite ready to go for a ride in the car.” – Marlon
Senior Tips & Tricks
When you’re 12, but there ain’t nothin’ elderly about your sense of smell and you get a whiff of steak, so you try to look... Read More
Sleepy-Bye
Marlon is magical when he’s sleepy. Except for all his farts. There’s nothing magical about those babies.
Those Teefs!
Those teefs, Marlon!
Happy Birthday, Marlon
This lovable bozo is 12-years-old today. We met on his first birthday, when I picked him up from a Colonel Potter Cairn Rescue Network member,... Read More
Tuckered Out
Marlon’s tuckered out.
Missed Connection
Dear angel on earth, I spotted you while riding shotgun in my servant’s car. You were happily frolicking outside the car window. Now that I... Read More
Nesting Weather
“It’s a beautiful day to make a nest out of a pile of leaves and enjoy the warm sunshine.” – Marlon