Drama Queen

“My human abandoned me. I am alone. Please leave and let me suffer in solitude.” – Peroni. 


Peroni is an acTOR. Here she is, auditioning for the role of “Corpse found in alley” for an upcoming episode of Law & Order: SVU.  

Uh Oh!

Peroni has selected you as her next prey. I’m sorry to say there’s nothing I can do to help you and there’s nothing you can... Read More

Daydreamin’ About Murder

This is Peroni. All day, she daydreams of nothing but murdering mice in the most bloody, painful and super brutal fashion possible. She’s insatiable.