You’ve Gotta Work Hard to Look This Good
Finnegan has “Da Bird” within grasp here. (Photo credit: Jason Shoemaker Photography)
There’s no denying it, Finnegan looks good. But his good looks do not come easy; he works for it, every-single-day. Weekday? Weekend? It doesn’t matter; Finnegan keeps his bod in top-notch shape each and every day.
I recently followed Finn around his house to get the skinny on his healthy regimen. He showed me a thing or two about the importance of a good workout, maintaining his beauty, committing to a restful schedule and catching the elusive Da Bird.
According to Finn, all healthy routines must start with a good stretch. And to that we say, “DUH, Finn!” Everyone on the planet — from avid Netflix-bingers to fitness experts — knows that. We just choose to ignore that part of our doctor’s advice, because we have our “stories” or “programs” to watch and donuts to eat. But here is Finn to show us how stretching is done; let’s indulge him.
Finnegan orders you to stretch it out.
Wow! Impressive stuff, wouldn’t you say?!
The second tip for a healthy lifestyle — according to Finn — is to get a thorough aerobic workout several times per week. Go ahead, in unison now, “No kidding, Finn! What knowledge you have bestowed upon us! Thank you!” Again, this is the sort of recommendation we choose to ignore in favor of ordering takeout or meeting friends for cocktails. But look how handsome and in-shape Finn looks here; let’s admire his beauty.
Go, Finn! Go!
Yessiree Finn, where you lead, we will follow.
Next, Finn suggests we keep our routines fresh with the addition of a boatload of toys. Toys with bells in them, toys with squeakies in them, toys made with shiny material, toys filled with catnip, toys sporting feathers, toys that are actually shoelaces, balled up receipts or hoodie cinches, etc. Bottomline: Finn surrounds himself with countless toys and he believes we should too.
Decisions, decisions.
If we’re being honest, it doesn’t make sense for one kitty to have as many toys as Finn has, as he will end up only pawing at approximately .05% of them in his lifetime.
Finally, Finn believes we should all commit ourselves to getting 22 hours of sleep per day. And he recommends that at least an hour and a half of our waking two hours should be spent in napping positions.
Nothing beats a good nap!
Can do, Finn! Clearly Finnegan’s restful schedule is the key to maintaining his supreme beauty.
Well, that concludes Finn’s braindead, obvious tips and tricks for a healthy lifestyle. The beautiful ones never really have to impress us with their brainpower, do they?
