Spooky Girl
Avril spies a bird. She’s fantasizing about sinking her teeth into it, savoring its blood and shaking it until its mortal coils fly free. Spooky!
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We Offer Chimp Sitting
We offer chimp sitting:
NewtLooksLikeYourNana.com
Newt looks like your nana.
Finn (& Ollie) Friday Time!
Happy Finn Friday! Shockingly, Finn hasn’t even noticed our recent lapse in weekly worshipping sessions. He’s been too busy teaching his new tiny brother, Ollie, all the modeling tips and tricks he knows. Phew! We certainly dodged his wrath…for now.
Finn Friday (Continued)
Finn Friday (continued). This is the face Finn makes when he sees his new tiny brother.
It’s Finn Friday Time!
Happy (Sad) Finn Friday! This week, Finn’s only-child life of luxury was upset by this wee, unnamed creature. Finn hates his new brother’s guts and roars like a big cat when the little guy gets too close. Let’s hope they start partaking in unbelievably darling cuddle sessions soon.
Breaking News
We’ll bring you the latest on this tiny development tomorrow. Stay tuned.
Catnip Time
Too much catnip, brah.
Jeff Noir
Jeff Noir
It’s Finn Friday Time!
Happy Finn Friday! Finn does a killer impression of a shag rug, as all it requires is a yummy, luxurious pelt and a bum-like attitude.
An Amazon Review
Amazon Prime delivered this cute kitty; she arrived as promised: black and white markings, claws like needles, teeth as sharp as razors, mesmerized by catnip, and equipped with the most devilish of attitudes. Five stars. I will definitely order this item again.