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*Gulp*

Uma watches a bird nearby and reminisces about the time she caught one and swallowed it with a single gulp. 

Senior Tips & Tricks

When you’re 12, but there ain’t nothin’ elderly about your sense of smell and you get a whiff of steak, so you try to look young again to get a bite thrown your way.  

We Are Done Here

The purpose of this universe, this solar system, this planet and this life was to set into motion the circumstances and events required to properly align the elements in such a way as to perfectly illuminate Maximus this morning. We are done. Good job, everyone!

Happy Finn Sunday!

Happy belated Finn Friday! I don’t even have to tell you how angry and disappointed our far-from-benevolent feline overlord is in us. 

Powerful Stuff

“I will harness the power of a thousand suns to destroy you. The cosmic energy shall roil in my soul and jet out in incomprehensibly-hot plasma to annihilate you.” Lan

Mr. Stinky Mouth

“Hey, does my breath smell fresh? TRICKED YA! It’s rotten; and no amount of dental chews could ever freshen it.” – Radar