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Happy Sunday!

22 May 2016

Here, watch Maximus timber onto the lawn on this beautiful day.

Finn Friday Time

20 May 2016

Happy Finn Friday! Finn fact: 20% of his body is 100% cotton.

Sleepy-Bye

19 May 2016

Marlon is magical when he’s sleepy. Except for all his farts. There’s nothing magical about those babies.

Embarrassing

18 May 2016

Moiraine just remembered that one time she said, “OK, love you!” as she was getting off the phone with a Home Depot employee who simply called to let her know her special order windows were in.

Meezer has some questions about where you’ve been and why you’re wasting time taking pictures of her when you could be strategically pawing at the package of freeze-dried SHRIMPS with your opposable thumbs. “Let’s get to gettin’!”

Just Call Him Mariah

16 May 2016

Charlie insists he has a “good” side and refuses to be photographed from the left. I’m not exactly sure how he developed such pronounced diva-like behavior; I mean, the guy eats poop.

It’s (belated) Finn Friday!

14 May 2016

Yesterday was Finn Friday, but I wasn’t about to honor our way-less-than-benevolent feline overlord on his national holiday this week. He simply does not deserve it. You see, our feline overlord is a major, colossal, giant, uber jerk face doody head. Let me explain: On Thursday, I showed up to... Read More

After The Storm

12 May 2016

Roscoe stands above his kingdom, with a heavy heart. He contemplates how to rebuild his land, after a small natural disaster — a little boy — blew through with nimble fingers and ripped apart Roscoe’s dreams. The great ruler has hope and delivers a moving, inspiring speech to his people:... Read More