This guy cut me off in the Target parking lot to get a good spot. I confronted him: Me: “Hey, guy! What’s your rush?” Speeding, canine driver: “OMG, get out of my way; I’m totally out of Snausages!”
I have some terrible news: Charles is leaving us. It’s true. He’s in the process of packing his many, Many, MANY bags and boxes and satchels and purses and totes and pathetic, little stick ‘n’ bindles (which he carries around strictly to elicit emotional responses from witnesses…Awwww!) — seriously, he has so much stuff,... Read More
Hi and welcome to Finn Friday! Finnegan insists his days are filled with meeting deadlines, scheduling conferences, communicating requirements and setting goals for the “countless projects” he manages; however, we’ve never seen any — seriously, absolutely zero — results of his “work.” Anyway, here he is in what he refers... Read More
This is Alastair. He was a wild man, living on a farm only a couple of months ago. Now, he’s minding his Ps & Qs in a loving home. (P.S. “Minding his Ps & Qs” includes a few missteps into naughtiness, such as eating a chair cushion and an antenna... Read More
One time, Nala counter-surfed and wolfed down a garlic bulb before she could be stopped. The next day, her poo smelled of sautéing garlic. I’m just giving you the ideas; you make the product. Together, we will make millions.