Morning Cappuccino 

“My day begins once my servant shares her morning cappie (cappuccino) foam with me. If I don’t have it all over my face, then the day ain’t right.” – Jeff 

Two-Faced Uma

Two-faced Uma. One side likes to eat rabbits, while the other enjoys sinking its teeth into birdies. 

A Snickerdoodle

Today, a lady slammed on her brakes after getting a good eyeful of Salvy on the sidewalk. From the middle of the street, she yelled out a very important question: “Is your dog one of those snickerdoodles?!”  “Yes,” I said, “he is a sweet treat.”