Welcome to “Tub Time” with Your Host, Pepe!

Hi, I’m Pepe! I’m gorgeous, and that’s obvious. Do you really need proof? Fine, here:

Here is another example of my beauty, if you must:

Are you satisfied?

Now on with the point of all this. Look, anyone can step in to a tub; that’s not what “Tub Time” is about. “Tub Time” focuses on bringing elegance, sophistication and class to our everyday tasks.

Look at me here:

See how I’m conveying my sexy essence through my sultry stare? I’m simply sitting in an empty tub, yet you forget that fact as soon as you look into my eyes.

Now, look at this:

In this picture, I appear to be very busy investigating the droplets of water my cat sitter had briefly allowed to drip from the faucet. But I wasn’t really doing that. In fact, all the while, I was highly focused on making sure that my fuzzy back was bunched up just so and my tail had perfectly swooped off to the side. This pose earned me some major oohs and aahs from my sitter.

Again, this is a lesson in elegance, sophistication and class.

Please study this photo:

Do you see how I’m perched on the edge of the sink? My pose is classy, elegant, sophisticated — it definitely hits all three points. This particular pose caused my cat sitter to flip-out over my beauty and lavish me with flattering compliments which stroked my ego and kept me going until my mom returned.

Now listen up, because this is very important. Every single time I think about striking a pose, I ask myself two vital questions:

1. “Will this earn me attention?”

2. “Is this sexy?”

If the answer is “Yes” to either of those questions, then I do it.

I hope you’ve learned something from this lecture. If not, please examine this photo and I think you’ll understand what I’m trying to teach you:

Until next time,

Pepe