We are mourning the loss of our beloved Savannah. The sweet piggy girl passed away yesterday at the very mature and dignified — if not downright ancient — age of 16+. She shared a beautiful life with her beyond silly pitbull brother, Rudy-Roo and two people who loved her oh-so-right. I will miss her gorgeous, loyal eyes;... Read More
I cannot even believe that you would accuse Alastair of destroying a chair cushion. Does he look like the sort of fellow who would use his pearly whites to rip apart padding? OK, yes. Actually, now that you mention it, he looks as though he’s made specifically to tear apart... Read More
Peroni has selected you as her next prey. I’m sorry to say there’s nothing I can do to help you and there’s nothing you can do to avoid her brutal attack. You’re a goner. She is ruthless when she’s hungry; and she has decided to feast on your bod to... Read More