Ollie’s Porcelain Preference
When you return home after a nice jog around your neighborhood, always Always ALWAYS bypass the fresh bowl of water on the kitchen floor as... Read More
How I Was Slapped into Next Week
I’m writing from the future. That’s right. I didn’t think time travel was a possibility either — at least, not yet — but here we... Read More
Welcome to “Tub Time” with Your Host, Pepe!
Hi, I’m Pepe! I’m gorgeous, and that’s obvious. Do you really need proof? Fine, here: Here is another example of my beauty, if you must:... Read More
Air Guitar World Champ of Our Hearts
Let’s go back to a time when this world was graced by the beauty of Thomas, a ragdoll kitty cat. Thomas had mad skills. He... Read More
Refer A Friend, Earn A Free Visit
Mr. Jeffrey Dee certainly experiences thoughts. Now to be fair, his thoughts are usually mind-numbingly surface-level and hover safely somewhere in the following realms: treats, patrolling the yard to... Read More
Testimonials, Please!
Eek! Our “Testimonials” page looks bare — AKA: quite frankly, pathetic — and that needs to change ASAP. We’d like to add a few more blurbs to the... Read More
Meet Jeffrey, Scheduler
As he is famous for saying, “I am passionate about three things: 1. Precisely excising squeakers from toys. 2. Breaking into the room that... Read More
Meet Marlon, Director of Client Satisfaction
He uses his beauty and charm, but mostly his beauty, to twinkle-toe his way into everyone’s heart. He responds best to showers of compliments... Read More
Meet Newtie, Administrative Assistant
He flutters around the office in the world’s most perfect body, stopping periodically to eat, nap or overhear whispers of the latest gossip. He... Read More
Hypno-Ollie
WARNING: Busy Paws, LLC accepts no responsibility for the irrevocable trance-like state this gif of a rapidly blinking Ollie may induce. Busy Paws, LLC has no affiliation with the “Church... Read More