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Rudy-Roo excels in his role as Pixel Lunch, LLC’s Director of Public Relations; however his stellar job performance would simply not be possible without his full-time commitment to catching vital Zs while on the clock — whenever, wherever and however possible. The always-professional Rudy boasts an unparalleled devotion to and encyclopedic knowledge of naps, catnaps, snoozes, a bit of... Read More

I’m writing from the future. That’s right. I didn’t think time travel was a possibility either — at least, not yet — but here we are. Me, future. You, past or present? I’m very confused and frightened about all of this and have a killer headache to boot. As far... Read More

Mr. Jeffrey Dee certainly experiences thoughts. Now to be fair, his thoughts are usually mind-numbingly surface-level and hover safely somewhere in the following realms: treats, patrolling the yard to ensure it remains squirrel-free and dilly-dallying on walks. Once in a while though, a thought bounces around in that thick ol’ noggin of his and gains some momentum.... Read More

Eek! Our “Testimonials” page looks bare — AKA: quite frankly, pathetic — and that needs to change ASAP. We’d like to add a few more blurbs to the page from current clients. The testimonials should give potential clients — who could be perusing this site while stuffing their faces on their lunch breaks or even sitting... Read More